*Actual footage of a newly adopted sad hungry baby puppy who has just made a space for himself on the couch being told hes going back to the shelter*
From beginning to end — perhaps the greatest five years and three months of my entire life.
everyone ends in romance but wade’s big finale was going outside
wade is mewade is us
#And in that moment I swear we were wade
Can you make the face that you’re making on that poster? x
ew, now everything’s gonna be all sticky and smell acrid within hours… Thanks, Kool-Aid man.
licking your armpit is like licking your elbow
i just licked my armpit to counter this and now i feel gross
SOMEONE DID IT
I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO PROVE ME WRONG
I’M SO Pissed OFF RIGHT NOW goD DAMN IT
dude gel pens were my religion in the sixth grade
dog shaming highlights vol 5
We bring you yet another set of seemingly endless dog shaming entries.
they clearly saved the best for last
wasnt it like christmas last month what even happened to this year it feels like we were making 2012 apocalypse jokes a couple of weeks ago
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions